Been drawing since the womb, and will be drawing until the tomb. I loved cartoons for as long as I could remember, and they shaped me to the person I am today. I'm very open-minded and kind to most people. I like to be sarcastic most of the time, and I take almost nothing seriously on the internet. So if you're offended by me at any time, all I can say is boohoo.
And since so many people have been asking, no, I am not a furry. I used to be involved with the fandom when I was an awkward 12 year old, probably up until I turned 16. But I left because I realized the whole thing just wasn't for me. I love cartoon animals in the way they should have stayed in, back in the Golden Age of Animation when they made people laugh and offered entertainment, but all I saw in the fandom was a strange amount of suggestive material, and people pasting animal heads on human bodies. None of them really reached out to me as wonky, cartoony, and funny, which is why I left. So if you are looking for someone who would draw cartoon animals banging each other, look elsewhere. Thank you.
*******ALSO OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS*******
Just follow these simple rules:
- I do NOT draw pornography, ponies, or suggestive material
- I DO draw cartoons, cartoon animals, cartoon people, and anything funny and wonky. I can draw serious art from time to time, but to me it's more fun to draw funny stuff.
~COSTS~
$5 Sketch
$7 Outlined
$10 Colored (simple)
$15 Colored (advanced)
$20 The Best Fucking Thing to Come Out of My Ass (super colored and post-process effects n shit)
***ALL PAYMENTS ARE THROUGH PAYPAL, I DON'T WANT ANY DEVIANT POINT CRAP***
- Don't rush me. I go through chemotherapy and some days I can feel like poop. Give me a week at the very least for commissions.
- I can do up to 2 commissions at a time. I may or may not increase that number over time. Be patient, wankers.
Every now and then I'll post my own artwork I do for myself. Just for fun. That's what art is all about.
Oh, also, if you don't know me on youtube, check out my channel!
Favourite Visual Artist
John K, Dev Madan, Danny Antonucci
Favourite Movies
Casino Royale, Skyfall, The Bourne Trilogy, Taken, Inception, Memento, Falling Down, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mega Piranha, Equilibrium, The Hunger Games, Wanted, and other shit
Favourite TV Shows
Ed Edd N' Eddy, The Twilight Zone, Ren and Stimpy, Burn Notice, The Walking Dead, Black Dynamite, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Tim and Eric: Awesome Show, and other shit.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Say Anything, The Bouncing Souls, A Day to Remember, Less Than Jake, Louis Prima, Dope, Frank Sinatra, Roy Hamilton, Paul Anka, Reel Big Fish, Scatman John, The Gypsy Pistoleros, The Mad Capsule Markets, and other shit except rap, country, and techno.
Favourite Books
Splinter Cell, Stitches, 1984, and I don't read books much.
Favourite Writers
ALAN WAKE
Favourite Games
Sly Cooper series, Splinter Cell series, Hitman series, Saints Row series, GTA series, Smash Brothers series, Half-Life series, Team Fortress 2, Portal I and II, Mafia I and II, and too many more.
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC and Gaystation 3
Tools of the Trade
Pencil, Paper, Inspiration, a computer, and Photoshop.
Other Interests
Gaming, Watching Movies, Hanging with buds, Socializing, Voice Acting, Video Editing, Sound Recording, and anything creative.